No offense to her doggies… Kimora is a bitch. It’s not a compliment.

I watched Life in the Fab Lane yesterday and I cannot stand her whine. That is the thing with women. We love to watch the bitches so we can bitch behind their back.

In my wannabe life as a profiler, I know what she’s up to. Make us mortals jealous. See, I’m so gorgeous and filthy rich. I am spoilt, catch me if you can. Blah.

Get a life. Talk to me when you take out your silicone implant and go without your next Botox injection. Bitch.